The drama continues

The kite festival was postponed due to bad weather. So, here I am, home, still immersed in all the drama. Brett is arriving at 11 am to come home and help. He is so not thrilled. However, he was effectively quilted into coming back to help. Anyway, I’ve got to get busy, but I wanted to post this. Someone sent me this cartoon a couple of weeks ago. I think it’s really cute. More on the drama this coming week, when hopefully, it’s over. Please send any spare positive vibes or energy you’ve got just laying around and don’t need right now. I can really put them to good use.

dinosaurs

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I’m ready for my close-up Mr. DeMille

Header_lifetime_logoSorry I haven’t been around for a bit; but there’s a lot of drama going on right now. Suffice it to say, a Lifetime movie has nothing on us! I can’t divulge everything right now- but have no fear. We’re all healthy and nobody is moving out. I’m going to Austin alone tomorrow to work an event with Brett. Doug is staying here and dealing with all the drama.

I won’t be back until Sunday night late. It’ll probably be sometime Monday before I get back online. Details on the drama forthcoming next week. I hope everybody has a great weekend.

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Do you have a Shmirshky or an Erlick?

shmirshkyI was recently asked to review a new book- Shmirshky, think inside the box. The book is written by “E”. On the back inside cover was a photo of E and underneath she wrote- “I like having my picture taken about as much as I like getting a Pap smear!” After reading that I knew that I was really going to enjoy the book- and I did.

Shmirshky is a book about PM&M, which E describes as  “The entire time in a shmirshky’s life when she’s going through the menopause experience”. Although E supplies a copious amount of medical information about the thyroid and hormone replace therapy in her book,  she demystified it, thereby making it easy to digest. Finally, you’ll be able to understand exactly what your doctor is talking about instead of sitting there looking at him like the RCA Victor dog.

RCA dog

More than just explaining all the medical jargon though, E describes her journey through PM&M in a way that all us can relate to. You’ll find yourself laughing out loud at things which aren’t usually even funny. More importantly though, E reminds all of going through this journey that we are not alone, to reach out to our friends and family who love us. She also encourages us to live “Sumo” free. (If you want to know what that means, you’ll just have to read the book).

I realize that I’ve used some words and phrases in this review that might be unfamiliar to some of  you. I did this for a reason. Part of the fun of the book is discovering these new words and their meanings. It’s a short book and an easy read. You owe it to yourself to read it; then give it to someone who loves you. For a limited time, if you enter the word “Bodacious” on the order form, you’ll save 20%.  I’m making nothing for this review or from the sale of the book, so please believe me when I tell you that ordering this book is money well spent.

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APB: Be on the lookout for 1 lost libido

libidoHas anybody seen my libido? Embarrassing as it is to admit that I’ve lost it, I have. I seem to have misplaced it; or perhaps it ran away from home. Maybe it was kidnapped. I’m not sure what happened to it. All I know is we can’t find it. We always treated it well. Doug even lost 15 lbs recently. (That surely should’ve kept it interested). I can’t believe it just up and left; we’ve been together for so long. So that means either I left it someplace and can’t remember where or it was kidnapped. I’ll admit that I occasionally move something and later can’t remember where I left it. I’m only human after all- and menopausal, give me a break.

Usually with things so valuable I make a mental note, or even write a Post-it, something to help me so I can remember where I’ve placed something valuable. (Sadly, occasionally I seem to have written the note with invisible ink). I only have a couple of nice, AKA not costume, pieces of jewelery and that’s OK with me. A couple of years ago I thought it’d be a good thing to put the earrings somewhere “safe”. They were safe all right. So safe I didn’t know where they were for over a year.

Since I’m not exactly sure how I would’ve packaged my libido prior to moving it somewhere, flat out misplacing it also seems unlikely. That only leaves kidnapping. What I want to know is- who else would want it? They wouldn’t know how to use it anyway. They don’t have the owners manual. They couldn’t even get it started. Maybe it was stolen then discarded when they couldn’t figure out how to make it work. The thought of it just sitting in a landfill somewhere is just too sad to imagine.

Could it be ransom that they want?  If it’s cold cash that they want then we’ve got a problem. Although Doug considers it priceless, since we still haven’t gotten the $6K from you know who, a large amount of cash would be almost impossible to come up with at this juncture. (Now, if they needed some renovations done on their house, maybe we could work something out).

Of course if Doug somehow discovered that someone was holding onto my libido for profit and depriving us of pleasure in the process, he wouldn’t be a happy camper; and although I’ve never seen Doug actually hurt anybody, he can look really scary. (The whole big guy from NJ thing you know).

As I was writing this I’ve had a few more ideas, although I admit they’re far fetched. Maybe it’s just fallen and can’t get up; but if that’s it, I don’t know when it fell.  Maybe it’s hiding under an invisibility cloak like the one in Harry Potter. Maybe it’s just sleeping like Robert deNiro in Awakenings. If that’s it,  would someone please tell me what magic pill I can take to wake it up. I even tried Zestra. I’ve read that it worked for some women. I’m happy for them. However, I felt sunburned, not sexy. It wasn’t a good thing- at least for me.

I’ve read from time to time about other women losing their libidos. Do you think it’s possible they’re all off together somewhere partying? Maybe we need a libido detective or perhaps someone who really understands them- kind of a libido whisperer to help find them. I’m open to any and all suggestions. Please send them along ASAP before Doug  grinds his molars completely into dust.

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Seriously, I really hope that everyone reads this

dolphin thanks

I admit it. We took our kids to Sea World to see Shamu about 15 years ago during spring break.  Sea World hadn’t been open very long In San Antonio and everybody in Texas couldn’t wait to go. We thought it was great- at the time. Later that same summer, we learned what we did was wrong, very wrong. In my defense, we didn’t know any better. (However, that never really gets anybody off on Law and Order does it)?

We laughed, and oohed and aahed along with everybody else in the crowd, naively assuming that the lives of their animal performers were  great. I did think about the confinement issue. However, I justified that in my mind by thinking that they really didn’t have to do that much everyday and they only worked 6 months a year. They had major medical; not to mention no more worries about being attacked in the wild or having to forage for food.

A few months later we took to the kids to Corpus Christi, a resort town located down the Texas coast about 225 miles from Houston. Being raised by two avid (fisherpeople)?, Corpus was where we went every summer, two or three times. I wanted our kids to see the town and some of the places that I so enjoyed growing up. While checking into the hotel I saw a brochure that had dolphins on it. It was for a small little business called the Dolphin Connection. For $15, you could go out in a small boat into Corpus Christi bay and interact with wild dolphins, so it said. I called and booked our trip for our last day of vacation.

The next few days were fun, a little too much sun and some so-so food; but the kids had a good time. They even saw the hotel pool where I learned to swim. I was waiting for the last day. When we got to Ingleside, a tiny little community right by Corpus, we met Erv Strong and his wife and Sonja AKA The Dolphin Connection. Weather permitting, Erv takes a maximum of 6 people at a time, out to see the dolphins in the bay. I think now he charges $25. This trip is so worth it.

It is like nothing you could imagine. These wild dolphins come up to the boat to interact with you because they want to, not because it’s their job or because they get fed. You can dangle your feet in the water and they come right up to you. If you love dolphins and whales please go to the link and check out the entire website. You’ll learn a lot and probably never go to Sea World again.Here’s a link to just one page of their blog.

I’m not against Sea World. They rescue and rehab all kinds of marine life. That’s just great. However, after listening to Erv, who has been with dolphins for almost 30 years, you’ll never again want to see a captive dolphin or whale show. I’ll probably never again get to be as close to an orca as I was at Sea World. I may never even get to see one on a whale watching tour; but that’s OK. I’d rather see them on Animal Planet or the Discovery than ever see a captive dolphin or whale again.

Here’s an excerpt from one of the links on their site. I heard this info for the first time while out on a trip with Erv. Ric O’Barry, who captured and trained the dolphins that played “Flipper” said, “Flipper was the best and worst thing that ever happened to dolphins.
On one hand it made the masses aware of them, and on the other, it created an image of them that made people desire to have, hold and be with them.
What turned me around on the captivity issue was when Flipper die in my arms inside a cold, chlorinated, steel tank at Miami Sea Aquarium.
I must tell you. I believe it was suicide.”

If you decide to go, please tell him that you heard about him from the Bodacious Boomer. We gone many times over the years and enjoyed it every time. Last time it was just Doug and I.

FYI- They have life jackets for your little ones; and it’s usually better when the water gets a little warmer.

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