Does stress make you do crazy things?

I guess I’ve been more stressed lately than I realized. I had my first appointment with the psychiatrist today. At least I thought I did. I went there and was told that no, my appointment is actually tomorrow. Instead, I was supposed to be at the cardiologist getting a cardiac monitor strapped to me for 24 hours. They say that stress makes your memory bad. Does is make you do other crazy things too?

We went to lunch Monday while we were packing to move. When we got back to the house Brett was kind enough to point out that I had actually worn two different colors of Crocs flip-flops to lunch. I tried to sell him on the fact that I’d done it on purpose. He didn’t buy it. Oh well…

While I was waiting to leave this morning I saw this article on 6 hot new fashion trends. I looked at the photo with the article  and asked myself if I knew anybody, of any age, who would wear those clothes. The answer is “NO”. I’ve never claimed to be a fashion plate, or a clothes horse. Looking at these clothes, I guess I never will be.

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I especially like the second one. It looks like an oversized T- shirt that I wore once when I was really sick. The neck on it got all stretched out because I pulled at it so I didn’t barf all over it when I was throwing up. Then it kept sticking to me when I had fever. I was sick as a dog- in bed for two days. When I finally got up and looked in the mirror I looked a lot like the women in these photos. They look none too happy to me. Maybe they’re just constipated though. (They probably don’t eat enough to keep everything moving right along, you know).

The blue outfit reminds me of the dress I made in 8th grade sewing class. We were actually supposed to model what we made in a fashion show. What could they realistically expect when you only had 30 minutes on the sewing machine 2x a week? It was bad- very bad. It was quite lop-sided. A-symmetrical fashions were not in vogue in 1965. It looked like someone on some serious drugs had made it. The night before the show my mom hired a seamstress to make (but not make too well) a dress for me to wear in the fashion show. Occasionally my mom really surprised me.

Anyway, I guess for now, I’ll just keep on keeping on being a giant fashion faux-paus. I just hope I don’t wind up with my picture in Glamour magazine with my face obscured or even worse on people of Wal-Mart.

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A missed business opportunity?

We had a lot of drama this past week. We moved out of our house yesterday. We started renting the house three years ago and it was time to move. So even though we didn’t have another place secured yet, we packed it all and left. I had to put 5 of the 6 dogs in a boarding kennel. Doug and I went to Evelyn’s house to enjoy her hospitality while debating our options.

While we were packing I even got Doug to relinquish a few things. The giant assortment of mismatched storage containers in the kitchen- gone. An underbed container of expensive dress shirts that he hasn’t worn in 15 years- gone to Katy Christian Ministries. I filled 1.5 lawn and leaf bags with mis-matched socks. I could’ve made enough sock puppets for every child in Rhode Island. Perhaps I should’ve held onto them and started a sock puppet business. However, they’re gone too now- on to others that can use them. If you’re truly freezing, do you really care if your socks match?

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Although he made major strides while packing, considering his hoarding, I knew Doug wasn’t truly over it when I got up yesterday at 6am and I found him in Brett’s closet pulling his ties out to pack them safely away. There was no use in arguing about it so I helped him pack. The very last thing I needed was a big fight to start the day. Doug’s ties filled two plastic storage containers 24″x18″x10″. That’s a lot of ties!

Naturally with my luck it was stormy yesterday so we couldn’t leave the dogs outside while everything was being moved. Doug was getting frustrated having to be so careful with all the doors so a dog didn’t escape so I decided to temporarily relocate our pack until we could take them to the kennel 40 miles away. Where did I take them you ask? To the local dog wash of course.

I calculated it would be closed- and it was. I took two couch cushions from the old couch I was discarding and the 6 leashed dogs and sat on the ground at the dog wash. (It’s just like a car wash, except it’s gated at the either end). It was covered so I thought I’d be protected from the weather. That part didn’t exactly work out like I thought it would.

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It was decided that the dogs still had to stay on their leashes while there, so I had dogs tethered all around me as I sat on the cushions. Evelyn had come over to help get the dogs and me settled and then went home to get a blanket for me as the showers were ahead of a cold front. I wore an old jacket to go there knowing that I’d get dirty sitting on the ground surrounded by dogs. Nate and Amanda came by there about noon.

Apparently I was quite a site wearing an old jacket, wrapped in a blanket, sitting on the concrete, surrounded by an eclectic mix of canines. I think I heard the word “prisonesque”. I was miserable and so were the dogs. Amanda insisted that we return to the house. It was a good thing.

Since Doug and I share a car, taking the dogs to the kennel was the last thing to do. My friend Julie, who has an official rescue near Houston, worked a deal for me at her kennel. I’m only paying $5 per day, per dog. The twins, Blondie and Blackie are together in 1 run, my 3 little ones, Daisy, Little Bit and Gizmo are in another. I took all their bedding with me so they’d feel at home. However I still cried when I left them.

Anyway, I’ve started looking online for a new house. I’m sure I’ll find someplace soon. Someone wanting to rent to someone with a pack of pooches? Maybe not so easy. But as Gloria Gaynor says ‘I will Survive”.

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The drama continues

The kite festival was postponed due to bad weather. So, here I am, home, still immersed in all the drama. Brett is arriving at 11 am to come home and help. He is so not thrilled. However, he was effectively quilted into coming back to help. Anyway, I’ve got to get busy, but I wanted to post this. Someone sent me this cartoon a couple of weeks ago. I think it’s really cute. More on the drama this coming week, when hopefully, it’s over. Please send any spare positive vibes or energy you’ve got just laying around and don’t need right now. I can really put them to good use.

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I’m ready for my close-up Mr. DeMille

Header_lifetime_logoSorry I haven’t been around for a bit; but there’s a lot of drama going on right now. Suffice it to say, a Lifetime movie has nothing on us! I can’t divulge everything right now- but have no fear. We’re all healthy and nobody is moving out. I’m going to Austin alone tomorrow to work an event with Brett. Doug is staying here and dealing with all the drama.

I won’t be back until Sunday night late. It’ll probably be sometime Monday before I get back online. Details on the drama forthcoming next week. I hope everybody has a great weekend.

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Do you have a Shmirshky or an Erlick?

shmirshkyI was recently asked to review a new book- Shmirshky, think inside the box. The book is written by “E”. On the back inside cover was a photo of E and underneath she wrote- “I like having my picture taken about as much as I like getting a Pap smear!” After reading that I knew that I was really going to enjoy the book- and I did.

Shmirshky is a book about PM&M, which E describes as  “The entire time in a shmirshky’s life when she’s going through the menopause experience”. Although E supplies a copious amount of medical information about the thyroid and hormone replace therapy in her book,  she demystified it, thereby making it easy to digest. Finally, you’ll be able to understand exactly what your doctor is talking about instead of sitting there looking at him like the RCA Victor dog.

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More than just explaining all the medical jargon though, E describes her journey through PM&M in a way that all us can relate to. You’ll find yourself laughing out loud at things which aren’t usually even funny. More importantly though, E reminds all of going through this journey that we are not alone, to reach out to our friends and family who love us. She also encourages us to live “Sumo” free. (If you want to know what that means, you’ll just have to read the book).

I realize that I’ve used some words and phrases in this review that might be unfamiliar to some of  you. I did this for a reason. Part of the fun of the book is discovering these new words and their meanings. It’s a short book and an easy read. You owe it to yourself to read it; then give it to someone who loves you. For a limited time, if you enter the word “Bodacious” on the order form, you’ll save 20%.  I’m making nothing for this review or from the sale of the book, so please believe me when I tell you that ordering this book is money well spent.

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