I’m always on the lookout for new words. I like to tell my friends so we all may keep in the loop, so to speak. The last time I did this was late last year in the post- Are you into Sexting? I actually had people thank me for writing that piece. I mean if you’re going to call someone a douchebag, you should know what it means after all. (Believe me, the meaning has changed.) Anyway, I heard a new word today. I knew what it referred to, I think almost everybody does. However, I’d never heard an actual word for it. And what was this new word? Drum roll please……..Moobs!
According to the Urban Dictionary, moobs are boobs on a guy. (Before I get yelled at for being insensitive, I do realize that occasionally this is medical problem.) Now, being zaftig (how’s that for a euphemism?), perhaps I shouldn’t be bringing moobs up. The whole pot and kettle black thing, you know.
Anyway, I guess if a guy has moobs, he also might also have heavage. Who knew? As those who know me know, I’m a huge fan of Seinfeld. In one episode Kramer invented a support garment for men. I read today that they are actually now selling bras for men in Tokyo. If you go to that site, you can also see the Seinfeld clip. In case you’ve not seen moobs yourself, just Google image for them. WARNING: Those photos are graphic and can be disturbing. You’ve been warned.


