Bodacious Boomer

You know how much I always like bringing you unusual gift ideas. In the tech section of CNN.com I read about a new toy that’s soon coming to market. It would make the perfect Valentine’s Day gift for some men I’m sure. (Assuming of course you wouldn’t mind spending $7,000.) Enter Roxxxy, the world’s most sophisticated talking female sex robot. She has soft, silicone skin, a system that keeps her warm to the touch, and is programmed with 5 distinct personalities from Frigid Farrah to Wild Wendy. Since she employs voice-recognition and speech-synthesis software she can even answer questions and carry on conversations. Are you just sick to death of hearing about your sweetie’s favorite team? Problem solved.

For an additional fee she can be programmed to discuss any specific topic of interest with him. I mean if you’ve already spent $7,000 you really wouldn’t want to start cheaping out now, would you? Of course for that much money she will be totally customized to his exact specifications, so to speak. Douglas Hines, Roxxy’s inventor compared Roxxy to a vibrator for women. “Why shouldn’t men be allowed to have a Roxxy”? he asks. Well how about $7,000 price tag just to start? Not to mention, most toys for ladies can be discreetly hidden away in a nightstand. Where are you going to put a toy that’s over 5′ tall and weighs over 100 lbs?

“No sweetie- that’s daddy’s dolly. You can’t play with it.”  Yuck!

According to True Companions, the company that makes Roxxy,  she even has sensors in her hands and genital areas — yes, she is anatomically correct — that will trigger vocal responses from her when touched. She even shudders to simulate orgasm. In the FAQ’s section of their site it’s mentioned that men will even be able to share their “purchase” with others in the forum on the company website. They say it’s the same as wife or girlfriend swapping “without any of the social issues or sexual disease related concerns!” As if having one of these things around wouldn’t be strange enough, could you imagine a procession of these “ladies” coming and going from your home? EW!

Roxxy’s inventor said that having a sex robot in the home will be common in the future. As far as I’m concerned that will be waaaaaay in the future at this house-like never. (Doug’s just going to have to keep on liking reruns. ) I know; I’m a prude. Before I forget, I did want to mention that Rocky, the male version of Roxxy, will be available for purchase soon. They have quite a bit about information about Rocky on their website: ” When you are using Rocky’s private “area”, it is like sleeping with a beautiful hunk that is really big down there and he moves it around to please you instead of just pleasing himself! Plus, the vibrations from his manhood coupled with his erotic personality are described as unbeatable. He also waits for you to finish before he calls it a night!”

So there you go. A gift that will be truly one of a kind and you didn’t even have to go to Neimans.  BTW- If you do order now, they will sell her to you for only $6,500. Such a deal! I guessing the phone lines are probably busy all the time right now, but just be patient; you’ll get through eventually.