She looks just a little too happy to me.
Although it’s only May 30, summer has arrived in Houston. It kinda crept up on us this year, and is already holding us like that relative you only see every few years that hugs you too tight and too long, like you gave them a kidney or something; and what is that smell?
I looked up Houston weather on WIKI and it said Houston is “humid subtropical”. I haven’t been to the Amazonian rain forest, but I cannot imagine it being more humid there than Houston is in the summer.
For those of us who suffer from MMS, Massive Mammary Syndrome, Houston summers are about as welcome as the heartbreak of psoriasis or hemorrhoids. For more info on MMS, check out this bit from Two and a half men.
I think the luckiest women in Houston in the summertime all have TB. I have a friend with TB. I first wrote about women with TB, tiny boobs, last July. (Seems I can’t get away from the subject.) She can walk around for hours outside in Houston, in the summertime, and when she returns home, her bra would be dry. Mine, not so much. Which, in reality, means that I could wring enough liquid out of my bra to give every person in a lifeboat a drink.
Now it’s true when we were both in our 20′s I looked a lot better in a swimsuit than she did. Now, some 35 years later, the boob is on the other foot.
While my bras, for the most part, still look like they’ve been constructed by the Army Corps of Engineers, she can still wear the cute little lacy “One size fits all” numbers that are always on sale for $4.99.
I really wouldn’t even mind that quite so much if my expensive bras really got the girls completely UP (and kept them up),and off my chest so I didn’t wind up all sweaty under there. It feels awful, looks awful, can smell awful and if that wasn’t enough, wears out your bras quicker! You can even get a nasty rash from that area staying damp for too long.
But talking about bras is not what today is all about. I saw this product on TV the other day and I wanted to share the info with my busty sisters who also have MMS. They are called Bramates. I’m ordering some today. I’ll let you know how they work.
And if any guys are reading this, you should order these as a surprise for your significant other. Show your sweetie you really appreciate her. It’d be a really considerate thing to do; and no, they don’t come in red or black. Deal with it. Not everything has to be about you, does it?
