Well we’re off like a herd of turtles tomorrow morning on our way to NYC. Carolyn, our house sitter, came today and our pack seems to be getting used to her quickly. Friday morning I went to Lab 31, a hoity-toity hair salon for a cut, highlights and conditioning. Normally, I wouldn’t consider going to …(Read More)
Archive for July, 2010
The other day I recounted my epic struggle with a product made by the Devil himself- Spanx. It was a hard fought battle. I would’ve lost too had it not been for my best friend, Evelyn at my side. Between the two of us however we were able to wrestle the Demon seed into submission …(Read More)
I just know you all have been waiting for another photo for the Bizzarometer. So here you go. You enjoyed the naked people with cats and unicorn boy so much after all. Let’s see- what to call this one? I’m just not sure. See if you can come up with a better caption. Also, please …(Read More)
As most people who know me know, I leave in three days for the Big Apple. Since I haven’t been on a vacation since before Al Gore invented the Internet, this trip is a big deal to me. The last thing I want to do is get up there and look like someone who just …(Read More)
I saw on CNN today that Linda Hogan (50 ), ex wife of Hulk Hogan, is now engaged, engaged to Charlie Hill, a friend of her son. Charlie is 21. Now I don’t know this to be gospel, but I’m guessing that Charlie is a mimbo. That’s perfectly OK with me. I wish her only …(Read More)
Yesterday I did something I said I’d never do. I still can’t believe that I did it; but I did. I bought my first pair of Spanx. I railed against them last August. I did. But now that I’m about to go on my first vacation in years, I thought I’d just “try on” a …(Read More)
My good friend Connie, of Mother Connie Sez sent this to me this morning. I thought it was such a hoot, I decided to share it. This quote is from 1912. Who knew doctors were so edgy back then?
Since Evelyn and I are so close, naturally we spend a lot of time together; and we kid each other as good friends do. When I was at her house the other day she read an article to me that stated those women with a”pear” shape, have more memory problems than those with an “apple” …(Read More)
Yesterday Doug and I went to a ginormous factory outlet mall just outside Houston. I’m on a quest for comfortable shoes to take on my upcoming trip to NYC. My friend Yakkity, who works there, said that if I wear my Crocs sandals in NYC I’ll be a pariah. People will cross the street so …(Read More)
I was watching the Today show this morning and saw something I really couldn’t believe. I mean, I don’t know why I couldn’t believe it, but I really couldn’t. I just couldn’t wrap my brain around the information. They had a mattress that was $33,000. Yes. that right. No, the price was not a typo. …(Read More)
