Doug had finally come to grips with the fact that I will be teaching my class at our house.
My friend The Pink Wrangler who has the blog Funny in the Head, helped me track down the woman who I saw on TV many years ago who did this very thing. That same woman now charges $750.00/ per hour, for private, one-on-one lessons. After hearing that, Doug became more agreeable. Go figure.
Since I’ve finally committed to this, wholeheartedly I went ahead and ordered a couple of books on the subject. I mean you can never be too well informed on any one subject can you?
I took the advice of one of my favorite friends from Vibrant Nation and ordered the book Sex tips for Straight Women from a Gay Man. I haven’t read it yet, but I will soon. The front cover is really campy, like a poster for a trashy movie from the 50′s. I bet it’s going to be a hoot.
I also ordered Oral Sex He’ll Never Forget- 52 positions and techniques guaranteed to blow your man away. I don’t think there are really all that many different positions; but it should make for an interesting read. I’ll let you know later.
I know I won’t advocate any position that requires a person to be double jointed or do home renovation. I figure I need to keep things somewhat in the realm of reality!
Thank goodness Doug has volunteered his services to let me test any new found knowledge on him. What a guy!
I’m still really up in the air about how to get the word out about class. I’m percolating on it. I might talk to my two female neighbors; but I really don’t them well enough to discuss this. If they’re all uptight, I’d hate to become the neighborhood pariah. I think I’d really rather approach complete strangers, but would that be strange?
I’m excited because now I’ll be able to justify having a maid. I plan to make some cool munchies and a pitcher of sangria. I think it will really be fun. I’m going to keep it light. It’s not brain surgery after all.
I’m still looking for a tag line and marketing ideas; so please keep your ideas heading my way.
I could be your product tester!
I’ll keep you in mind. Thanks,kiddo.
Oh. My. GOD. I almost injured myself laughing! I’ll have to mull over the “tag line and marketing ideas” thing…. Living in Cornfield-Cowtown, IL doesn’t lend itself well to wrapping one’s mind around these particular marketing ideas, though. (**SNORT**)
And just what was so funny Duffy? Just where are you located anyway? I’m assuming you are no where near Chicago.
What was so funny? OMG, let me think: $750 and Doug becoming more agreeable. 52 positions. Doug volunteering himself. YOU!
I’m 70 to 90 miles SW of Chicago depending on where you’re standing in or near Chicago. (grin) I’m literally surrounded by corn and bean fields, but fortunately not cow farms. I’ve been near them, they smell truly awful – almost as bad as pig farms. Are you planning to visit me soon?
I was thinking perhaps of seeing if Evelyn was up for a road trip- perhaps in Sept. I have a friend who lives in Nebraska. She’s been quite sick for awhile and is just now getting better. She’s been asking me to come and visit for a long time. Anyway, it’s just an idea I’ve been kicking around. What city are you near? Is there a Motel 6 nearby?
Btw- We did a show in Greeely,Co, 10 miles from the state’s largest stockyards. The smell was overwhelming, even 10 miles away.
Gotta love that Doug. He sounds like a real trooper!
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Hi Holly. Doug’s always up for helping out. Am I lucky or what?