Huzzah! The trash guys took our old couch this morning. This was a good thing since they’d passed on it last Friday when I was having my fun filled amble through the thunderstorm while looking for our pack. I heard their truck this morning, wrapped myself up in a pareo and went running out, ready for a fight, only to see them loading it up. Good thing too. They really wouldn’t want any of this and I might’ve wound up on the news. (Houston woman runs amok, film at 11.)
Now, before anyone jumps on my ass for not donating the couch, I must inform you that I kept all the couch cushions for dog beds; so it was just the couch skeleton that was going to the landfill. I was green-ish.
Doug just got home, much earlier than expected. Apparently he has a few days off before the next phase of the census. That’s good because there’s a fair amount of crap around here that I just physically cannot do by myself. I plan to work him like one of the slaves on the Pyramids. Lucky for me it’s a quid pro quo situation, so he doesn’t mind at all. Maybe we can finally get everything unpacked and put into place.
We’re finally getting our new, slightly used Duet W/D tonight. I’m pumped. How sad is that, that I’m excited about appliances on stilts. You couldn’t have bet me thirty years ago this would’ve been in my reality.
This is disturbing on so many levels.
Anyway, I’ve got about 20 things I need to do before it starts raining again, so I’m outta here. But I saw this today and just had to share it with you.
Please realize that this is in a public place, a la a convention center. They are sitting in front of a professional backdrop. This raises many concerns:
1. Is this animal abuse?
2. Is some kinky sexual thing about to go down? Those people look awfully happy with all that fur on their laps. The cats, not so much.
3. Someone else was going to be sitting on those stools.
I’ve got to stop this. I may have nightmares.
And NO! This is NOT Doug and I. I would be holding a puppy. A really giant puppy. Besides, as a public service, I don’t do naked away from home. You’re welcome.
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I thought I was going to see a photo of the ugly, green couch…
By The Way my mother in law insists on calling a couch/sofa/loveseat a davenport. Have you ever heard of that before and where do you think it came from?
That is a really old term for a couch. From where it came, I do not know.
Photo, ick. I’m glad to hear it wasn’t you. :)
And really, I did ok till you mentioned, someone else is going to be sitting on those stools. Unless they are at some weird nudist convention. Then triple ick.
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for once, even I am speechless
I really didn’t think that was possible. I’d better mark this day on my calendar. Just kidding kiddo.
That picture is wrong in 37 different ways. Ewww, gross…
Have not idea what to say about it. Is that a good thing?
Thanks for posting it. Or not….
I really just wanted to see if everyone else thought it was as bizarre as I did. The consensus is YES! It’s just so very strange.
BTW- If you click on the empty box but the comment luv logo when you post here, the title of your latest posting will show up by your comment. Just thought you’d want to know.
I thought I let a comment on this earlier today! I swear I screamed about gouging my eyeballs out…..
Yo Michele – do you collect perverts on a regular basis? I need to know.
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Obviously you were just having a senior moment.
Oh my god how rude, you old…. Um, never mind.
I speak the truth Grasshopper.
OMG…see jaw drop. That is all.
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But can you look away? It’s just so very bizarre, it keeps drawing people back to it.