Well today was a sad day for many sports enthusiasts. The World Cup finally came to an end. To be honest, until Doug told me who was playing in the finals, I had no idea; and since my short term memory is shot, I can’t tell you now. I really only knew it was still on because every time you went into a taqueria around here it was on. How long was it on anyway? It seemed like forever.
Apparently another huge sports event was also this weekend, but was eclipsed by World Cup coverage. It was the 14th Annual Redneck Games.
Originally called the Bubba Games way back in 1995, the event has grown over the years. The events included Redneck Horseshoes (played with toilet seats), the ever-popular Bobbin for Pig’s Feet, Hubcap Hurling and the Armpit Serenade Contest. The day was jam packed action from start to finish.
Apparently the highlight of the day however was the Mud Pit Belly Flop contest. I’m happy to report that Redneck Grandma successfully defended her title this year.
Not to be outdone by the Olympics, the Redneck Games even have their own trophy- a crushed and mounted Bud Light can.
The family in happier times
I find it odd however that there wasn’t a “Best Mullet” contest. I felt sure that would’ve been the most popular contest since no true physical prowess is involved, nor any training needed, other than keeping far away from anyone with taste or style.
Apparently I was not the only one both amazed and disheartened by the omission of the event. Mr. Billy Bob Jumpback, his wife Mrs. Billy and son Lil Billy traveled all night to get to the festival only to discover that tragically, there was no Best Mullet contest this year.
Festival organizers said they decided to omit the event this year since Dog, the Bounty Hunter, had one it for the last 5 years straight and there were rumors about the contest being rigged.
The Jumpback family vowed to be back next year after being reassured by the committee that the event would be included in next year’s festivities.
Also missing was Redneck Water Skiing. I feel sure though that as soon as the festival organizers see this video that they’ll be sure to include in next ear’s games.
I know those of you who are avid sports fans or married to one, will want this link so you can plan your next summer vacation accordingly.
OMG…Your post was way too funny…My B-I-L is originally from Alabama and he never told me about these games. We need that kind of awesomeness in Philly ;)
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Jenn perhaps your B-I-L just doesn’t understand how warm and welcoming the fine folks in Philly would be to this event. You should enlighten him. He may want to start the Philly Redneck Games for all the relocated rednecks forced to live now among the hoity-toity.
The Redneck Games are definitely a part of Americana few would want to miss!
That photo is going to give me nightmares!!!!!!!!!Is cutting a child’s hair that child abuse???
Are you saying that this sweet family photo bothered you more than the photo of the naked people with cat’s on their laps? And no- I don’t think cutting that child’s hair is child abuse. I think NOT cutting his hair is. Poor child.