For those of you who are here every day, you know yesterday was a big day for Doug. He got everything straightened out with the Po-Po’s and wasn’t even underarrested in the process.
Overall, I considered the day a big success. However, once we were in the car today it was obvious to me that today was really his day to celebrate.
Our house is about 5 miles from I-10 so we’re drive up and down it all the time. Since Doug has been driving with either expired tags or inspection sticker, or expired tags and an expired inspection sticker for as long as I can remember, he never goes through the U-turn lane under the freeway. That’s where the cops sit, just waiting for felons like Doug so they can give them a ticket. The bastards!
Instead we always just make a left turn at the light at the cross street, then another left at the next- which, when you put it all together, is a U-turn- the U-turn we couldn’t make because, well, you know. Go ahead and laugh- I know it’s ridiculous. (If I’m driving, I always make U-turns, but then I’ve never been a fugitive.)
So today, when we needed to go the other way on I-10, Doug just made a U-turn, like every other normal person in the world.
What a moment! As he was driving through the turn he said “Fuck you trolls! You can’t get me!” I think I heard a choir of angels singing.
I laughed out loud. The next time he made a U-turn on I-10 today he went “Take that! Take that!”- all the while shooting the bird at no one.
That’s my guy.
Wow, Doug is really relishing his newfound legal status, isn’t he? LOL He is just having a lot of fun making those U turns, isn’t he. Well, you know with men, it is the little things like that ususally makes them the happiest.
I personally, spent the day with my 3 granddaughters, daughter, son-in-law, my daddy & step mom. We were celebrating the youngest granddaughter’s 2nd birthday. We all had a blast. I hope that you are having a wonderful weekend.
Magnolia
Oh he’s loving it for sure. You know simple things for simple folks…
omg woman. You had me laughing at this one. I’d probably flip them off and say the same thing tho. damn cops
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Glad I could give you a giggle Miss Donna.
Hooray for Doug, I’m so glad his sense of ridiculous hilarity is back and that you obviously enjoyed it so much. I’m pretty sure I saw you beaming at him with pride and laughter while I was reading this. Totally LMAO.
He actually smiled as he read this post last night after I wrote it. So when you take the fact that he’s from NJ into account, I figured others would think it a real knee-slapper!
LOL!! Love it!
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Thanks for that Holly.