Michele On September - 28 - 2010

For those that don’t know, tomorrow, September 29th is Doug’s 60th birthday. (Since I’m so far away from the number myself I can only assume that turning 60 is a huge deal.) It’ll be a big day for me too. When I was 20, I could’ve never, ever, imagined having sex with a 60 yr. old man. The thought of it was too “Ooooooooh.” and not a good one. But here I am, so to speak.

I had big plans. If we’d done well this past weekend I was planning on hiring a limo for a couple of hours tomorrow night and taking Doug for a ride around town as a present.  I was going to bring some chocolate dipped strawberries and make sure he had a really great ride. (That is assuming I could get one of those limos that have a privacy screen.)

He only turns 60 once. I wanted to give him a great memory, something really different.

Anyway, I called a bunch of limo companies today and they’re all being asses saying they have a four hour minimum, yada yada yada. (Like they have so much else to do on a Wednesday night.) What a total crock of crap. Well there’s no way that I can afford a four hour rental after the abysmal weekend we had. Besides, after 4 hours of “gifting” I’d have a terminal case of TMJ.

Sooooo, my plans are having to change- fast. I need great birthday ideas for a 60 yr. old fiercely hetero man with the libido of an 18 yr. old. Please keep in mind that I have no time to mail order anything at this point. Also, no farm animals, or other women please. Other than that, I’m open to suggestion.

Also, I need to ask one more question. Please, please give me some feedback on this too. Is is normal to have a lot of “I’m bummed about turning 60″ sex the day before? I’m being told this is the norm.

Is this true? Or is he just trying to get a BOGO? I have no one I can ask on this issue, so I’m depending on you guys to give me some feedback. I know I have male readers now. Talk to me!

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10 Responses so far.

  1. zyzzyz says:

    You must know his predilictions by now – just find a quiet spot and get on with it lass – 60 is now big deal – just wait another 9 years and hope you’ll still enjoy it – when I say wait – I don’t mean weight.
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  2. Michele says:

    Oh I do know his predilections. I was just hoping to make a more special memory for his BD. Thanks for the feedback, I appreciate it.

  3. Deedee says:

    Wow – that was a great idea you had! But four hours???? Yikes!

    Sorry, I have no ideas at all…hope you come up with something memorable and affordable!

    • Michele says:

      I couldn’t have gone on for 4 hours anyway; not that he wouldn’t have been up to the experience. I had no idea that limos had a 4 hour minimum. I’m working on some other things. I just hope they’re as well received.

  4. TRACK says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAT DOUG! Sorry I’m no help, praying your mind kicks in with something, you are creative! bummer…the limo with private window sounded so good, hahaha…TRACK

  5. Donna says:

    I think you are just lucky your 60 year old still likes to do the sha-boing-boing.

    Hmmm, lets see, what can you do. go on a hot air balloon ride. I would have a ton of things you could do if you were here in Utah. but alas, you aren’t. I guess it’s just running around naked all day for you. :)
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    • Michele says:

      They have balloon rides here too. I actually used to fly balloons and have been up a mile in one- very cool BTW. Doug has a thing about heights though. It’s looking more now like gift certificates and maybe a hotel room w/a jacuzzi if I can swing it money wise. Thanks for the feedback Miss Donna. I agree they’ll probably be a fair amount of bare flesh at some time manana!

  6. Blimey, you mean you still do ‘it’ at 60?!! LOL – only teasing! How about taking him for a ride in a hot air balloon? Or to see a musical?
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