I know it’s a bit early to think about Christmas shopping. However, my good friend Mother Connie, of Mother Connie Sez sent this to me yesterday; and I just couldn’t, in good conscience, keep this to myself until November. I would hate for this choice item to be out of stock when you need the perfect gift for that ” special ” woman in your life. So yes, I guess I’m mostly talking to my male or lesbian readers now.
So here you go- I present the C string invisible underwear. When she sent me this little gem, the photos I saw had it pared with a tiny little bikini top, making it a perfect ensemble for the beach. I mean, who among us wouldn’t want to parade around in this?
Actually, I suppose a very confident women could buy this little ditty for themselves. I mean who said you had to be young and in good shape to wear it? No one that’s who. It’s a free country. Of course, if you’re not young and in good shape or at least in good shape, please do us all a favor and take a pass on this- at least wearing it in public that is. Or if you just must wear it in public, please confine your constitutionals to the grounds of your local blind school.
No I’m not channeling Mr. Blackwell here, but there just must be some rules of decorum. That and opposable thumbs are the only thing that keep us the evolved species we are after all.
Being the marketing genius that I am and always looking to generate a few extra $$’s, I’ve ordered one for myself and I intend to wear it in public, unless I’m paid not to, that is. (I expect the $$’s to just pour in.) Ah, but I digress…
Please remember though- If you do intend for your lady to wear this in public, for God’s sake, please include a gift certificate for a Brazilian, thereby preventing an unfortunate situation. I will illustrate.
I think I hear the UPS truck so I must go for now. (I think my C-string may have just arrived.) Don’t forget to send your blackmail payments donations to : PleaseGodnodon’twearit.com.
Look for more Unforgettable Gifts soon.
OUCH!!!…TRACK
That’s kinda what I thought Miss Track.
Rest assured you will not be seeing me prancing around in one of these. I am not too sure how it even fits. Once size fits all? How is it attached? Never mind.
If you’re going to wear this, just go to the Nude Beach and take it all off. Then the rest of us don’t have to be the audience. Perhaps we need new sunglasses with a blocking filter that traps all unattractive visualizations.
I will be checking for more gifts soon, but this one won’t be on my list.
:) lol
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Hi Jeanne. Thanks for stopping by and actually commenting! My gift to the sighted world is that one of these will never go anywhere this bod.
In the time it took me to read this, I mentally tried that on at least ten difrerent women I know. It looked good on most. I must be a lucky guy.
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You are a lucky man indeed Fred.
Does gift wrap cost extra?
x
mc
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Well even if it does, it couldn’t be much; and think of how much you’ll save on the shipping.
Looks more like a headband to me. I absolutely cannot imagine wearing something that uncomfortable, especially in this Texas heat and humidity. Let me know how you like it! :-)
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It won’t be in this lifetime kiddo; so you may have a bit of a wait. If you change your mind and decide to get one, let me know how it works out for you!
Yeah, I second the “ouch!”. On me…that would not be a pretty sight. I think I’ll pass.
Perhaps if you’ve got a super hard body it wouldn’t be unpleasant. I however, have passed that point in my life, never to see it again I fear.