This posting is about SEX. If you’re under 18, please leave this site now.
I’ll admit I don’t keep up with every little thing going on the world. I myself think that’s part of my charm.
However I saw an ad the other day that I don’t understand. I hope someone who knows more, that’s a big club I know, can enlighten me.
Why in fuck’s sake would a women need Extenze? I always thought the big thing, no pun intended, about Extenze was that it made that “very special part of a man’s body” bigger.
I’ve never heard a woman say “I wish I was bigger!” (At least not about her twat.) Just doesn’t happen. In fact, most women would be offended if a guy ever intimated that. See for yourself.
I knew there had to be parodies about this stuff. I’ve found one. Is it politically correct? No. So if you’re easily offended do not click on this spot. Go back to reading
Emily Post. But if you don’t find any part of this funny, you’re probably at the wrong blog anyway.
The Extenze ads are just about as annoying to me as the one from Progressive Insurance; you know the ones that feature Flo. I abhor that woman. I mute that commercial as soon as I hear it. “Discount!” blah blah blah, “Discount!” I wouldn’t buy that insurance if it was just $5 because of her. Just once I’d just love to nail her with a chocolate cream pie just when she says “Discount!”
But I digress…
I admit, I have not tried Extenze for women. Months ago however, I was sent a sample of Zestra, to give it a try. Zestra is another player in the “enhanced female experience” market. I guess since I have the word “Boomer” in my name, someone thought it’d be good if I could give it my thumbs-up. Well I gave it a go. I don’t know what it retails for. But I’m guessing that you can get the same tingle and save yourself some $$ by chopping up a jalapeno then amusing yourself. Bedsides if you use an organic jalapeno it’s be a totally “green” experience; and isn’t everything better when it’s green?
Although I’ve never read a Harlequin romance, I’ve always heard about “burning desire”. Sounds exciting right? In reality, not so much.
Zestra got a big thumbs down from me. If anyone else has had a different experience with it, I’d love to hear about it.
HEY, my husband had an unfortunate jalapeno experience years ago. I still laugh my ass off when I think about it, but him? Not quite so much. I don’t know anything about anything in this blog except this:
If your wife is pickling jalapeno peppers and you help her out by slicing them, either wear latex gloves or make sure you do NOT touch your penis 5 minutes later when you pee.
The unfortunate part of this for me was that I laughed so hard I started crying, which led to me rubbing my eyes. OH MY GOD, THAT HURT!!!
We now buy pickled hot peppers. Screw doing it ourselves, it’s just too dangerous. O_O
Five minutes or 5 hours doesn’t make any difference unless you really gets those oils off your fingers. As Jim found out the price for carelessness can be steep!
OK, so now i know, my husband love jalapenos, and he grows them, I shall make him aware…or maybe not…this could be fun…now as far as extenze goes…I get ads for shall I say offers for that in my junk mail folder all the time, I thought they had me confused with someone that had a penis! Are you telling me they are really for me? Oy! I think I will continue to delete them, thank you very much!
Probably.a good idea Miyss. Kim.
I have no idea what the videos are parodying but they are very funny!
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Hi Zyzzyz. The videos are parodies of Extenze and Enzyte (Male enhancement products), not for their breath! I’m getting the feeling you don’t watch a lot of late night TV. Thanks for stopping by. Tricky name BTW. I like it.