I suspect that most of you have been running low on your EWWWWWW’s lately. Therefore I’ve decided to share this little story I read today. And do you know what Doug said when I read it to him? “Well at least he wasn’t caught having sex with his dead grandmother.” Then Brett said “Well not …(Read More)
Archive for March, 2011
I heard something on the Today show yesterday I had a hard time wrapping my brain around. A mom is actually giving her 8 yr. old daughter Botox injections. No shit. Giving an 8 yr. old Botox. Hard to believe isn’t it? To make it worse, the woman is injecting her daughter with Botox she …(Read More)
We finished the rodeo a week ago tonight. The thrill of it being over has still had not faded. Neither has the gigantic bruise on Doug’s hip from the fall he took their 8 days ago when he tripped over some debris that shouldn’t have been there. I just realized a couple of days ago …(Read More)
Well it’s Friday and my profile at Ashley Madison has been up for over two days and I guess I’m happy to report that I’ve received numerous “winks”. Of course in reality most of these guys are probably just heinous trolls who we already know have no moral compass, so I don’t know why I …(Read More)
Now that the rodeo is but a distant memory I’m getting back into my regular routine which includes watching the Today show. I saw something on it yesterday that I found hard to believe. I guess I’m still naive sometimes. It’s a site where married, discreet individuals can meet for a hook-up AKA an affair. …(Read More)
I had grand plans about posting a photo for the Bizzarometer today. I sent it to Evelyn this morning. She said “Oh my God! ” But as my luck would have it, no matter what I do I cannot post it here on my Word Press blog. I called Evelyn first, being as she is …(Read More)
Well it’s Tuesday night. Right now I just want to put the whole rodeo experience behind me much like a bout of amoebic dysentery, which would’ve been infinitely more enjoyable. Sorry, but you’ll just have to wait for my rodeo retrospective. But I promise, it is coming, along with some photos that were taken there. …(Read More)
Today is Sunday- the last day of the Bataan Death March that has been the Houston Rodeo. (For us anyway.) I was hoping that it ended at 6pm tonight. Unfortunately last night I learned that we didn’t close til 9. Saddened, but not broken by said news I was still planning great things for Doug …(Read More)
I wrote this last night and was so tired I forgot to post it. I’m off to the salt mines… I can almost see it and taste it. The end is near. I’m not sure about this, but from what I’ve heard there is no performer Sunday night at the rodeo, which may mean it’ll …(Read More)
First off before I forget, which we all know I will, I want to thank Miss Carol for her help at keeping everyone here entertained in my absence. I know I haven’t been a barrel of monkeys to be around lately. Sorry about that. I’m blaming the rodeo. I just hope the experience hasn’t permanently …(Read More)
