For most women their self-esteem is a fragile thing. Most everyone knows this I think. That’s why most men would never answer the question “Does this make my butt look big?’ with anything but a “No”. (Not if they wanted to live to see the sun come up the next day anyway.) That’s why there …(Read More)
Archive for December, 2011
Happy December 26th young ones. Now, for those who are interested, here’s the exciting report on our Christmas festivities. The weather here was heinous. Christmas Eve it was in the low 40′s and raining. Brett, Doug and I went to Nate and Amanda’s house a few blocks away. Nate had fixed us dinner, afterwards we …(Read More)
I hope everyone is in high spirits. Yesterday while Doug worked on our present for Nate and Amanda, Brett and I took the pack to dog park. Everyone but Gizmo that is. (Even with Evelyn’s jacket on him Giz is not a fan of being outside when it’s cold and yesterday was in the low …(Read More)
And finally another musical treat for you. Everyone knows the music from the Nutcracker Suite. And if you look just below you can see the words so you can sing along. ‘Thong March’ Thong What a delightful gift idea Thong Magical shorts that disappear Buy your loved one this noel The kind of gift you …(Read More)
Well just as I promised, here’s yet another politically incorrect Christmas goodie for you. Ho ho ho
I hope everyone had fun putting a tat on Santa yesterday. I know I did. And although yesterday was certainly offensive to anyone who wasn’t legally blind, I suppose it’s time to get back to business. (I’m an equal opportunity sterotyper after all.) I didn’t understand the Pendelton’s being knives either. Then I read below …(Read More)
I hope everyone enjoyed the Kinsey Sicks yesterday. Today’s posting is interactive. For Evelyn I made a tat over Santa’s left nipple that said “Property of Bunny”. (For those that don’t know Bunny is also known as Evelyn.) The lower back tat is particularly disturbing because he has Santa’s butt. Anyway, here’s the link so …(Read More)
Ho ho ho kiddos. With Christmas now less than 1 week away have you already had your fill of schmaltzy made for TV movies and commercials portraying the perfect, happy family at Christmas? You know them- they’re full of the beautiful people in the perfect houses filled with relatives that all actually get along without threats …(Read More)
With just 10 days til Christmas and due in no small part to the hundreds of thousands of requests that I’ve gotten it seems that it’s once again the time for my list of Unforgettable Gifts. Be aware: These are not appropriate for everyone on your list. Let me rephrase: Although they may indeed be …(Read More)
Well it seems that once again it’s time for the annual celebration of my expulsion from a uterus. It’s my birthday. When I was growing up I hated my birthday being in December. I felt I always got screwed, since by mid-December Christmas preparations were in full swing; and my birthday was just a blip …(Read More)
