With just 10 days til Christmas and due in no small part to the hundreds of thousands of requests that I’ve gotten it seems that it’s once again the time for my list of Unforgettable Gifts.
These are not appropriate for everyone on your list.
Let me rephrase: Although they may indeed be appropriate; they’re probably actually not a good idea to give as a gift- not if you’re going to put your name on the gift tag anyway.
So if you’re easily offended stop now, but pls come back soon because the ever popular politically incorrect Christmas postings are coming soon.
Now with that pesky disclaimer out of the way, here we go:
1. This toy first made the scene in 1964. Every family I knew back then
had one of these.
Remember the Rock ‘em sock ‘em robots?
They say a classic never dies so I think it’s great that someone decided to bring them back.
I’m not quite sure which demographic these robots target exactly, but my guess is it’s not kids. However I guess they thought it might look a tad strange to have adults playing in the photo.
Now something for the fashionista on your list- especially the one who still thinks wearing fur is cool.
2. It’s a coin purse made from a cane toad.
Yes, a real cane toad.
And for those that need options, please know that it’s available either with or without legs.
Now these next few things are for those who are comfortable giving a gift of a more personal nature.
Personally I have no problem with doing that.
As a gift to the sighted world I gave Doug a nose hair trimmer years ago. (I just wish he’d use it more often.)
Anyway, on to the next…
Tired of being out in public watching your guy dig around in his pants like he’s looking for gold while he’s trying to readjust his boys?
I have a solution.
I give you-
3. Fresh Balls.
Here’s a product for the ladies who have Brazilian regret, for those who have waged such aggressive deforestation programs that nothing will grow down there anymore.
This is just the thing.
4. Kitty Carpet
Besides did you see that you can download a different pattern every week?
Now the perfect gift for your the female in your life who habitually oversleeps…
5. The Little Rooster.
Some women really hate to wake up to a buzzing alarm clock. But with this one, maybe not so much…
Of course it probably won’t put an end to her tardy behavior since she’ll just hit the snooze about 9 zillion times; but when you bitch her out for being late she won;t argue, instead just looking at you with a goofy grin.
So there you go. My Christmas 2011 list of Unforgettable Gifts.
I hope you enjoyed them. And remember if you want to read the lists of previous Unforgettable Gifts, all you have to do is go to the sidebar on the homepage and click on Unforgettable Gifts. It’ll take to you to all the other lists.
Ho ho ho.