Happy Monday kiddos. I hope your weekend was better than mine.
Ours sucked the big wahoo.
We went to Austin for an event.
It was a bust.
So we drove home having actually lost money. Thank God that hasn’t happened in awhile. We’ve got one of our regular events this weekend.
And now I’ve got Doug laying on the bed next to me all doped up on Vicodin. He had outpatient surgery on his big toe this morning. He’d had an ingrown toenail for awhile and hadn’t been doing anything about it, obviously hoping it’d go away on it’s own or some such nonsense.
Anyway by the time I saw it last Thursday, it was as big as his fist.
Not actually of course; but it was gigantic- and oozing blood and pus. I took a photo an emailed it to the Dr. He wanted Doug to go to the ER; but there was no way Doug was gonna do that and wait for hours. So instead the Dr. put Doug on antibiotics and scheduled the procedure for this morning.
How Doug had kept it hidden for so long I do not know. I’m surprised he could even get that ginormous toe into a shoe.
Sorry about that.
I know that was disgusting. (But hey I spared you the photo.)
However I have a reason for describing it.
Why is it that men will wait til something has gotten to that point before seeking medical help?
Obviously I don’t mind at all being Florence Nightingale for him, but it’d be a lot more fun if he wasn’t actually boogered up; but such is life. Hopefully by tomorrow he’ll be at least somewhat back to normal.
In the meantime I thought I’d just share an amalgamation of things I’ve found online. Some are funny, some are strange, some just informative.
So here we go:
On the plus side this guy will never have to worry about his wife running around on him.
On the minus side, I suppose there wasn’t a wedding night. At least I really hope there wasn’t.
Obviously it just wasn’t this coyote’s day to leave this mortal coil. I wonder if I could get him to buy my next Powerball ticket.
This clip was sent to me in an email. It was called “The most popular ride at the Texas State Fair.”
That title was incorrect.
I discovered that this stunt was part of the movie Jackass 2. Not surprising since Johnny Knoxville et al are widely known to exercise good judgment.
I’d never have thought as Buckyballs as dangerous to anyone. Til now.
This clip shows there’s no shortage of jackasses anywhere.
I’ll close with one of the most bizarre clips that I’ve ever seen, anywhere. Is there no Child Protective Services is Japan?
So I guess that’s it for now.