Happy Valentines Day young ones.
I hope Cupid found you wherever you are; and if he didn’t please remember that as Scarlett O’Hara says:
When we were first married Valentine’s Day always meant lingerie from Victoria’s Secret and a new pair of stilettos; but now if I put on a pair of stilettos and left the house the networks would break into programming to warn everyone to stay inside for their own protection.
These days me, teetering about on a pair of 5″ heels would be a bad thing indeed.
When I fell, and fall I most certainly would, God only knows who or what I could take out on my inevitable descent to the floor.
It wouldn’t be pretty.
Doug knows that. He isn’t necessarily thrilled about it; but such is life. So after 30 years together he had to creative; so he came up with this for a Valentine’s gift.
Nah, not really.
I wish I’d gotten a bucket of sloths; I didn’t.
But then Doug doesn’t have the soul of a romantic.
But don’t let me being bummed about not getting sloths ruin your day.
Whether with someone or flying solo have a great day.