1. I’m usually funny.

2. I took speed reading so I can read really fast.

3. I’m usually loud, so I’m told.

4. I’m a good friend, I think..

5. I’m height challenged with naturally curly hair.

6. I’m a good cook.

7. I like clear, vibrant colors.

8. I’m super competitive.

9. I have a good vocabulary.

10. I’m not a good liar.

11. I curse like a sailor on shore leave.

12. I have a big bladder and can go all day without peeing.

13. I prefer giving to receiving.

14. I don’t like touching bathroom door handles.

15. I rarely use recipes.

16. I’m somewhat tech challenged.

17. My short term memory is kaput.

18. I like to read, but I still like TV.

19. In a storm I could use my bra for an umbrella.

20. I like spicy food.

11 Responses so far.

  1. TRACK says:

    I GOTTA COOK FOR YOU ONE DAY, CARIBBEAN FOOD MY FAVORITES

  2. Michele says:

    That sounds like a great idea. I love jerk- any kind!

  3. Susan T says:

    You ARE a good friend. And you always make me laugh. You’re a hoot!

    • Michele says:

      Thanks for the props Miss Susan. I’m glad you can appreciate my slightly twisted view of things. We’ll be in Austin soon. We’ve got to get together again!

  4. Lynnette says:

    you can use your bra as an umbrella? :))
    I HATE, HATE, HATE to cook, but love to eat
    I dance whenever i hear music, any music
    You said LOUD? I am Hispanic, we are hard of hearing. Ever heard two hispanics having a conversation? Everybody thinks they are arguing.
    I love funny people, they make the day so much fun.

    When are u back? We miss u! Been busy w/my family coming down and my nephew already here. See u soon?

  5. Maggie De Vore says:

    Am almost computer illiterate band surprised myself by finding you and your site!! I know, all you do is follow the headings. In time. In time

  6. KAREN says:

    WE HAVE SOME THINGS IN COMMON:
    3. I’m usually loud, so I’m told. (According to my daughter-in-law I’m ALWAYS loud)
    10. I’m not a good liar. (Me neither, but I can embellish the hell out of a story)
    12. I have a big bladder and can go all day without peeing. (Me too as long as I don’t laugh, step up on a high curb, or drink anything)
    13. I prefer giving to receiving. (Well, me to, unless someone is giving money so I can afford to be a good giver)
    15. I rarely use recipes. (I rarely use recipes BECAUSE I DON’T COOK!)
    16. I’m somewhat tech challenged. (I know so little that I don’t know what I don’t know!)
    17. My short term memory is kaput. (What was #3 again?????)
    18. I like to read, but I still like TV. (I read books like crazy. The TV shows I watch have to be funny or have really HOT male stars on them)
    19. In a storm I could use my bra for an umbrella. (Mine could double as an eagles nest).
    kt

  7. Shannon says:

    Yes! You’re height deprived like me! Score. I’m totally following you now.

  8. Claire Lopez says:

    I can especially relate to numbers 11 and 19!
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