Well tonight’s the big night. If you believe TV and the movies you’re supposed to be with the one you love and the stroke of twelve, turn to them and give them a big smooch. Well they’ll be a smooch tonight if Doug would like to kiss my butt! I am pissed! I will illustrate. …(Read More)
As I hope everyone knows by now, I’m all about the funny- usually. I love to laugh and think there is too little laughter in the world. I really love to share humor however I can, even if it isn’t always politically correct or at my own expense. But sometimes, it isn’t about the funny. …(Read More)
I’ve been going through old family photos the last few days. I found a photo of me that’s 36 years old. The photo looked like I did everyday except that I had straight hair. To get the straight hair in the photo that I wanted, longed for, prayed for, a fierce ritual had to be …(Read More)
My brain seems to be doing it’s imitation of a pin ball today, bouncing from one thing to another, so bear with me if I can’t seem to hold a thought for long. I got home yesterday and found this: a pink yarmulke. I wonder if our pack is trying to send me a message. …(Read More)
Well it’s Sunday, so it’s a good time for a sermon. This sermon though is just directed at one person. Everyone keep your voices down please, as I slip into my minister persona. Let me begin- “WTF Doug?! WTF?! Will you not ever learn from the wonderful, wise you’re married to? She has wisdom of …(Read More)


