Unless you are extremely fit, why would you want anybody staring right there? Wasn’t the “Bootylicious” fad  (which thank God has passed), enough? If Amanda still lived at home, I wouldn’t want her wearing these. I guessing that most men wouldn’t want their wives wearing these, bring undue attention to that part of their anatomy. Of course, there are always some that want their partner’s assets on display for all to see. So others can be envious. That’s the whole “I paid good money for those boobs and I want everyone to see” mentality.

So, as a public service, I decided to put these here for all to see who hadn’t already seen them. The holidays are approaching after all. (You’d better like someone a lot to order a pair of these for them). Currently they have 4 styles, ranging in price from only $159 to a whopping $579!- and you provide the jeans! When we were last in Aspen we went to Boogie’s diner. There is an airbrush artist that leases a small space there. They do beautiful work on clothing at a fraction of these prices. They’re quite pricey for sure; but almost $600 for just a pair of eyes on jeans? I don’t think so. Not to mention, you’re sitting on the paintings all the time. Just how long are these going to last, even assuming you baby them? I just re-read this. Do I sound like a crotchety old woman? I’m not- at least not crotchety that is.

Anyway, different strokes… , as they say. Today’s trivia answer-  a heavy winter fog containing ice crystals.